Jealousy is a sickness

When you see a very obviously pregnant woman, or a newborn baby, what do you think? If you're like most people, the word "awwww" immediately comes to mind. Unless of course you just finished the horrors of pregnancy, and popped out your own little screaming miracle, in which case I'm sure all you feel is sympathy in your sleepless haze..

Me?

I physically get angry. Like, name calling, crazy person mad. It's not even normal. Then again, not much about me really is!

I've even deleted my Facebook for a day or two because I couldn't handle reading about my friends bulging bellies, and whether their babies were growing fingernails this week or not. 

I'm very, very, clearly jealous. And the only antidote I can think of is my own little parasite, making me violently ill and crave crazy food. 

And with that were back to Diane. 

I had another hot a steamy date with "Bert" on Sunday. It was very romantic, we ate pasta and took a long walk on the beach.

Actually he awkwardly told me to take off my pants and then wore me like a puppet for five minutes. Too graphic?

Whoops.

After any date, you go home and anxiously wait by your phone!! 

Five hours or so after my appointment, the nurse called me and let me know that things were still, "quiet."

AKA, Diane is still bein a bitch!! 

Now we are on four more days of injections. Hopefully Wednesday we get good news!! 

My body has plenty of eggs, it's just clearly stingy and doesn't like to give them up!! So to the five people reading this (one I'm sure being my mom) any positive vibes, prayers, or baby dust you've got, Ill take it!!!!

This post might be kind of pointless, but I figured if I'm going to share my story, I might as well share it as its happening.

Thank you to the couple of people who have reached out to me, and have read the, what I hope is beginning of my journey! It makes this feel more like an actual blog, and less like a "sad handwritten book."

Ehhhh! See what I did there!! ;) 

(I awkwardly feel like I should say that I was quoting Bridesmaids)

*nervous laugh*

K byeeee!